This explains a lot about my friend Sterling:
Heh!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Sterling Wolfe fighting underground.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sterling Wolfe!
- Sterling Wolfe is the world's smallest mammal!
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Sterling Wolfe would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
- Sterling Wolfeocracy is government by Sterling Wolfe.
- The condom - originally made from Sterling Wolfe - was invented in the early 1500s!
- About 100 people choke to death on Sterling Wolfe each year!
- Sterling Wolfe is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
- Until the 1960s, Sterling Wolfe was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- Sterling Wolfe can't sweat!
1 Comments:
Hahaha, I was wondering what the heck this was until I tried it out. Bravo!
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